Weekend Open Thread: Santa’s Aide with a Blade Edition

Howdy folks,

Crazy to think that as of this writing, Christmas Eve is a week away. I admit that I miss the “Santa days” with the kids, though one thing I don’t miss is the &)*#$$% Elf on a Shelf. Any time one forgets to move it at night, leaves one needing to come up with an excuse in the morning for why he didn’t move.

I still move the elf from time to time, just to keep the game alive, but the pressure is off.

There are a raft of these things. The original was “Whore on a Drawer”

Here are some other funny ones…

Instead of Shrek, there is always Dave…

This guy was born for this…

Here is an obscure one… anyone figure it out?

Answer in the comments.

Speaking of comments, David McCarty was our winning comment last week. He joins Steve T. as a “chip holder” in our Spartan giveaway. It takes 2 to win the knife.

Usual rules apply. Up to 5 comments or replies are your entries. If youa re new to the blog, your comments will be held in moderation until I can approve them. After that, your comments will be posted immediately.

Putting on the foil…

They called us names…

Old Time Hockey!

Two Seinfeld memes in one WOT. How old school.

The Bayeux Tapestry is a Christmas story.

Returning to our Christmas Movie theme from last week…

Come up with a Hallmark Movie plot for the Grinch in the Comments if you are so inclined.

Speaking of time discontinuity…

The gift that keeps on giving…

I could probably make a 30 acre ranch fit. We all must make sacrifices.

So…What is this? Wrong answers only…

Answer in the comments.

 

It’s WuFlu season. Again.

Some heroes don’t wear capes.

 

Valid strategy…

That is about all I have for tonight. I hope everyone has a great weekend. Merry Almost Christmas.