JACKSONVILLE, FL — A married couple was seen wandering the mall Monday, when the owner of one cool knife stopped to take a gander at more cool knives on display in the window of the Stabology storefront. The owner of 73 purses then asked her companion why he needed more than one cool knife.
“Don’t you already have a cool knife?” asked the woman who owned a batch of purses for each day of the week. “And didn’t it cost a lot of money?” She added, somehow forgetting about her Vera Bradley satchel.
From the Babylon Bee. Or as the Blogfather calls it, “America’s Newspaper of Record”.
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