Babylon Bee

BabylonBee: Man Ready To Take On The World After Sliding Favorite Pocket Knife Into Jeans Pocket

H. Clay Aalders

BOISE, ID — Though events taking place around him threatened to envelop him in uncertainty and stress, a...

Babylon Bee: Op-Ed – I Should Buy A Sword

H. Clay Aalders

I should buy a sword. I feel it is my duty as a man to maintain in my...

Babylon Bee: Owner Of 73 Purses Questions The Need For More Than One Cool Knife

H. Clay Aalders

JACKSONVILLE, FL — A married couple was seen wandering the mall Monday, when the owner of one cool...

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